Spend 30 minutes brainstorming with a seasoned Gen Xer who knows a little bit about a lot of topics (and a lot about random stuff that may or may not be worth a damn). Let me help you navigate life’s ups and downs.

Panel 1

Conversation Topics

Let’s have an awesome chat about whatever you need. Some ideas:

Life Skills

  • Budgeting and money management
  • Relationship advice: friends, family, loved ones
  • Time management and priority setting
  • To buy something or not to buy something?

Job Coaching

  • Career guidance
  • Resume review and feedback
  • Interview practice
  • Inter-office politics and co-worker relations

Everything Else

  • General problem solving
  • Motivation and positivity
  • Lost and need direction
  • Literally any random topic
Panel 2

The Process

I use a proprietary four-step process nobody else has ever thought of:

Step 1: Schedule a meeting. Book here.
Step 2: Pay $30.
Step 3: Chat for 30 minutes.
Step 4: Take action.

Panel 3

About

Hey! I’m Dave. Chances are you’ve never heard of me. That’s fair.

I’m just a guy in his mid-50s that has a lot of life experience to share with others. I’ve worked with a variety of organizations from small to large nonprofits (NGOs), government agencies, and I’ve even started a few successful (and not-so-successful) businesses. I’ve been paralyzed by debt and a poor credit score and crawled my way out. I’ve been in jobs I hated, and jobs I loved, and I learned to navigate the bureaucracies and personalities involved. I’ve been suckered by scams and know how to spot life’s red flags in people, companies, and charities.

If you need someone to talk to, I’m here. Learn from my experience and mistakes. If I can help you avoid some of life’s annoying and painful bullshit, I’ll be a happy man. That’s my goal.

What can I do?
I can share advice based on lessons learned throughout my life and career.

What can I not do?
I’m not a medical or mental health professional. I can’t diagnose or treat any ailments you’re experiencing. If you need medical or mental health assistance, please seek someone trained in those areas. That isn’t me.

Panel 4

Frequently asked questions

Q: Seriously?
A: Yep. This is real.

Q: Why are you doing this?
A: Why not? I’ve reached an age when the shit I’ve learned might be worth something to others.

Q: Why $30?
A: I thought 30 for $30 was pretty clever, and it’s a reasonable price for what we’re doing.

Q: Will you try to sell me something during our meeting?
A: No. All I have are my ideas and opinions. That’s plenty.

Q: Can we meet more than once?
A: If you want to meet again after our meeting, feel free to book as many times as you like.

Q: Are you only available for people in the USA or can you meet with people internationally?
A: I will gladly meet with anyone from any country. My limitation is I only speak English.

Q: It looks like the only times you’re available are after 5:00pm Pacific and on weekends. Can I speak with you at a different time?
A: Let’s work something out. Email me at dave@thevegasprophet.com

Q: Can I send you materials ahead of time to review?

A: Feel free to send any materials to dave@thevegasprophet.com I’ll do my best to review them before our meeting. Otherwise, we might go through them together during our chat.

Q: Will you sign an NDA?
A: Please. It’ll cost more to prepare and sign an NDA than the cost of our meeting. I pledge to treat all of your information and everything you share with me as privileged and sensitive.

Q: Can I record the meeting?
A: Go for it.